I’ve been going on a lot of first dates lately and I’ve been struggling to come up with places to have them. I always settle on a bar and that seems to be fine, but I’d like to show I’m more creative than that.
The thing is, though, there is not really another good place to have a first date. You could go to a restaurant, but that just seems like a bar with more choices. You could go to the movies, but you’ll probably end up at a bar afterwards. You could go to the park, but you will eventually get thirsty and find yourself at the bar.
And while it might seem like all roads lead to bars, there are certain places that will guarantee your relationship won’t last long enough to make it to the bar.